okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

I feel like I owe him something, and I hate owing people. Maybe if I had thanked him at some point, I’d be feeling less conflicted now. I thought about it a couple of times, but the opportunity never seemed to present itself. And now it never will. Because we’re going to be thrown into an arena to fight to the death. Exactly how am I supposed to work in a thank-you in there? Somehow it just won’t seem sincere if I’m trying to slit his throat. 







I just really love this cat.

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omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

I just really love this cat.

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AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.







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1:  Name
2:  Age
3:  3 Fears
4:  3 things I love
5:  4 turns on
6:  4 turns off
7:  My best friend
8:  Sexual orientation
9:  My best first date
10:  How tall am I
11:  What do I miss
12:  What time were I born
13:  Favorite color
14:  Do I have a crush
15:  Favorite quote
16:  Favorite place
17:  Favorite food
18:  Do I use sarcasm
19:  What am I listening to right now
20:  First thing I notice in new person
21:  Shoe size
22:  Eye color
23:  Hair color
24:  Favorite style of clothing
25:  Ever done a prank call?
27:  Meaning behind my URL
28:  Favorite movie
29:  Favorite song
30:  Favorite band
31:  How I feel right now
32:  Someone I love
33:  My current relationship status
34:  My relationship with my parents
35:  Favorite holiday
36:  Tattoos and piercing i have
37:  Tattoos and piercing i want
38:  The reason I joined Tumblr
39:  Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40:  Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41:  Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42:  When did I last hold hands?
43:  How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44:  Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45:  Where am I right now?
46:  If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47:  Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48:  Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49:  Am I excited for anything?
50:  Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51:  How often do I wear a fake smile?
52:  When was the last time I hugged someone?
53:  What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54:  Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55:  What is something I disliked about today?
56:  If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57:  What do I think about most?
58:  What’s my strangest talent?
59:  Do I have any strange phobias?
60:  Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61:  What was the last lie I told?
62:  Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63:  Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64:  Do I believe in magic?
65:  Do I believe in luck?
66:  What's the weather like right now?
67:  What was the last book I've read?
68:  Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69:  Do I have any nicknames?
70:  What was the worst injury I've ever had?
71:  Do I spend money or save it?
72:  Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
73:  Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
74:  Favorite animal?
75:  What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76:  What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77:  What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78:  How can you win my heart?
79:  What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80:  What is my favorite word?
81:  My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82:  If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83:  Do I have any relatives in jail?
84:  I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85:  What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86:  What is my current desktop picture?
87:  Had sex?
88:  Bought condoms?
89:  Gotten pregnant?
90:  Failed a class?
91:  Kissed a boy?
92:  Kissed a girl?
93:  Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94:  Had job?
95:  Left the house without my wallet?
96:  Bullied someone on the internet?
97:  Had sex in public?
98:  Played on a sports team?
99:  Smoked weed?
100:  Did drugs?
101:  Smoked cigarettes?
102:  Drank alcohol?
103:  Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104:  Been overweight?
105:  Been underweight?
106:  Been to a wedding?
107:  Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108:  Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109:  Been outside my home country?
110:  Gotten my heart broken?
111:  Been to a professional sports game?
112:  Broken a bone?
113:  Cut myself?
114:  Been to prom?
115:  Been in airplane?
116:  Fly by helicopter?
117:  What concerts have I been to?
118:  Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119:  Learned another language?
120:  Wore make up?
121:  Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122:  Had oral sex?
123:  Dyed my hair?
124:  Voted in a presidential election?
125:  Rode in an ambulance?
126:  Had a surgery?
127:  Met someone famous?
128:  Stalked someone on a social network?
129:  Peed outside?
130:  Been fishing?
131:  Helped with charity?
132:  Been rejected by a crush?
133:  Broken a mirror?
134:  What do I want for birthday?  ASK ME  ohja please


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