coldstoneslover:

she goes to my school lol

malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year

the ghost jokes have begun

fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned


Me:  What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me:  NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me:  Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me:  I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me:  Shit is that a cop? No.
Me:  Shit THAT is a cop.
Me:  /dinosaur screams/

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

image

#drew

reddlr-trees:

Had me laughing for a good while (x-post from r/funny)

heartshapedtomatos
#drew

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

thenowhereprince:

I like to pretend I don’t need affection but let’s be real here please come make out with me