she goes to my school lol
i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun
What did the kidney say to the other kidney?
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
Had me laughing for a good while (x-post from r/funny)
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B E O U R G U E S T
these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons
I like to pretend I don’t need affection but let’s be real here please come make out with me