themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

believeinjohnlock:

I”M GONNA DRAW THIS

potatocrisp:

im so thankful for all those hard working turkeys

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

lyricalhope:

59oz:

ski-and-destroy:

I really wanna do this

wow goals

What are we waiting for?

tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

indiepopsicle:

breelandwalker:

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!

sheshiepie:

sdelabelle:

pessimistic-wholock:

I’m so turned on by these pictures.

wow

As long as the vashta nerada aren’t there I am happy

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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skatingthrough-life:

smooth

nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

fuckyeahmovieworkouts:

Smallville…the workout!

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